i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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