Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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