Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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