Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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