There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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