ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Randomize
