Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm at about main and main street
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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