I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I am one with the molecules
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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