She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
