Don't you send me to vm
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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