I'm so fucking centered right now
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
A+ Viking dick
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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