I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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