Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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