Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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