Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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