love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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