a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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