i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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