Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
