I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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