You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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