My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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