is your mom at the bar?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
