I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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