she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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