i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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