What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
