google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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