She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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