its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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