my vag is so smooth its legendary
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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