Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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