Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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