I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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