Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Randomize
