Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
