she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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