Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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