i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
50% drunk capacity currently
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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