If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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