I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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