It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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