We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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