in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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