Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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