So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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