Swine flu. Run for my life!
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She bit a glass in half.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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