Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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