hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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