I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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