Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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