The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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