I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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