i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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