Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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